the signs as quotes from the breakfast club
- aries: you know, i have just as many feelings as you do and it hurts just as much when someone steps all over them.
- taurus: does barry manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
- gemini: 'cause i'm telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?
- cancer: if you say you haven't, you're a prude. if you have, you're a slut. it's a trap. you want to but you can't, and when you do, you wish you didn't, right?
- leo: you ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
- virgo: *andrew asks brian why he needs a fake id* so i can vote!
- libra: i hate it. i hate having to go along with everything my friends say.
- scorpio: don't you ever talk about my friends. you don't know any of my friends. you don't look at any of my friends. and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. so you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's bmw, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the caribbean.
- sagittarius: when you grow up, your heart dies.
- capricorn: you see us how you want to see us. in the simplest terms- in the most convenient definitions.
- aquarius: you do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.
- pisces: we're all pretty bizarre. some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
